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Sunday, 08 November 2009
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Before He Left
ONeill went up to north Florida on Friday. I took some pictures of him before he left.
BUT BEFORE THAT WATCH THIS!
Saturday, 07 November 2009
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Satan is like Gossip Girl.
The transition is actually pretty quick. This is a conversation me and my friend were having on a walk back to the Library. It's actually a bit longer but I cut out the extras. Mmmm extras.
Friend: Do you think those guys are still watching the alien video?
Me: Lol no idea.
*starts making fun of paraplegic aliens*
What do you think would happen if aliens actually come to earth?
It'd be the end of the world.
Would we talk to them or send our armies and go on the defense?
I think it would be religious mayhem! It would basically discredit the bible!
Haha I can imagine the red necks, "They're evil! Shoot them!"
They'd say they were tricks from Satan!
*Makes gun shot noises*
They say everything is tricks from Satan! Apparently Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to sway us away from God and the bible.
Satan also put up fliers.
Satan made the aliens to confuse us.
You know, if it came to God or Satan, Satan seems much better.
What?
He actually get's things done! God wastes his power on wine and wet logs. Satan actually gets a good majority of people to do his bidding!
He causes mayhem by spreading gossip.
*acting like he's gossiping* Did you know God was gay?!
Lol Satan is like Gossip Girl!
Yup. That's me.
Friday, 06 November 2009
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I really need to think before I speak
a couple days ago my brother asks me if he can have some of the macaroni I was making. I don't remember the exact conversation but I was acting weird and ended up saying something like:
"-eat with me. Or from me."
And then I realized that sounded wrong.
And then today my dad asked me about needing to get on the computer. He asked me:
"When are you getting off?"
and I responded with the ever inappropriate:
"When do you want to get me off?"
D;
AUGH. And I know they both got it because they both started sputtering and my brother started laughing from embarrassment.
Jeebus! -
Flapjack
Have I told you thats the best show ever? Because it is.
Wednesday, 04 November 2009
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If my life was a book
I'd be the crazy psychotic girlfriend that everyone hated because I kept the main character from uniting with his true love.
But then someone else would come along, write a book from MY point of view and make people realize that I have feelings too and was equally in love with the boy that the other girl was stealing from me.
But everyone would still hate me. :/
In related new: S is in love with another girl but calls me crazy whenever I ask about it.
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- Name: Gabrielle
- Country: United States
- State: Florida
- Birthday: 3/1/1989
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